If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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