Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
