i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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