Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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