Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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