Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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