Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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