So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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