I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I have post one night stand depression
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