Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
i think i just lost a toe
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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