I don't usually arrange sex via text message
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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