he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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