Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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