i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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