She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
