Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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