Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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