Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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