Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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