I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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