Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Randomize