Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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