i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Randomize
