I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
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