Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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