Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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