Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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