just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
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