i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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