Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I believe in your delicious
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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