The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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