We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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