yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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