I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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