Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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