No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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