I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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