He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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