guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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