I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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