I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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