bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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