wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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