Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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