So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
