Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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