nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Umm I'm too high to move.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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