I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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