i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
My life is pants optional.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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