i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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