Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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