im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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