remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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