Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
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