Have you finally orgasmed yet?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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