This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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